A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father: “What are these things, daddy?”
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said: “And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”
A pretty teacher was concerned about one of her 11-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she said: “Little Johnny, why has your schoolwork been so poor lately?”
A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking.
A Fremont man in a Valentine’s Day argument with his wife was shot and killed Sunday by police officers after he pointed a gun at them, authorities said.
A Roman Catholic priest from northeastern Pennsylvania is facing drug possession charges after police say he was caught buying cocaine in Philadelphia. Philadelphia police said Friday that 50-year-old James B. Shimsky, a priest in the Diocese of Scranton, was arrested last month.
State police said a western Pennsylvania woman faked a report that she was a hit-and-run victim because she was afraid she’d get fired for being late to work. Courtni Roberts, 20, faces a preliminary hearing March 31 on a charge of making false reports to police on Feb. 5.
Two central Kentucky men were rewarded with an arrest after police said one of them implicated himself while trying to collect money offered for information about the case. Powell County Sheriff Danny Rogers told the Lexington Herald-Leader that 20-year-old man tried to cash in on a reward posted by the owner of McKinney’s Food Mart in Clay City after a Feb. 4 burglary in which 17 carton of cigarettes were taken.
Rogers said the man returned to the store with an article of clothing seen on one of the suspects in surveillance videos and a carton of the stolen cigarettes. Rogers said he didn’t know how the man explained having the items.
As he sat in his SUV last August, surrounded by about 20 sheriff’s deputies, mixed martial arts star Mike “Joker” Guymon wanted one thing:
I cease to amaze myself. Now you can run Yoono in SeaMonkey!
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